Thursday, September 28, 2017

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Still stands at about a tie between Dolomite and Manos for worse movie ever viewed (more than once). Mathematically, Manos wins for its ratio of epic gravitas that is inversely proportional to its entertainment value. At least Dolomite is hilarious. His kung fu is breathtaking. And yes, of course, I've seen Plan 9 From Outer Space, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, and Bela Lugosi's last film. But not all the way thru, I think. Maybe. It's a blur, like that Jodie Foster movie Contact that Eric and I walked out of, "this sucks".
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6:45am. Dolomite. I pondered, "Have I seen a movie worse than Dolomite?" "Is 'Manos - hands of fate' worse than Dolomite?". Without question "Manos" is by far the worse movie I have ever watched in its entirety or in part. One of Eric's favorite films of all time. Hence we watched the entire thing. Without MST3000. It is indescribable. But worth it for each scene with Manos. Tantalizing fact: he wears a full length cape. By the way, you can expect great and exceptional things when a main character wears a cape. It's a bold commitment to present something awesome. "Manos - hands of fate" delivers. Conclusion, nothing I've seen even on Mystery Science Theatre of any period is worse than "Manos". Relative to "Manos", "Dolomite" is a big budget cinema treat. A thoughtful well written, performed and directed rendering of the complexities in the world of an exceptional pimp. Renee Schiber, can you think of of a worse film than "Manos"?

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